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My name is Pepper! I am a Buddhist, asexual Domme. 2x scoliosis surgery survivor (2004 and 2008).
you'll find: asexuality, BDSM, anxiety, scoliosis, night vale, jesse eisenberg and the occasional gay porn.

stupid people and social justice trigger me :(((( tag your stupidity :(((((
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"You have a magic carpet that will take you throgh the air; to Spain or Maine or Africa if you just tell it where. So will you let it take you where you've never been before? Or will you buy some drapes to match and use it on your floor?"

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Reblogged from instantdose, Posted by meurve. Filed under: #mandala art

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Reblogged from bloggerwithamouth, Posted by labryth.
mresundance:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

they are not fucking around 

mresundance:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

they are not fucking around 

(Source: labryth)

thewonderlandblues:

I saw an awesome pic like this on tumblr by #marlinsandthetrout and I decided to kind of remake it :) Original is not mine! #doesbeforebros #feminism #feminist #feministart #art #drawing #doodles #doodle #deer #deerart #deerdrawing #pastel #cute

THIS IS SO CUTE! :D I love the crown you added!

thewonderlandblues:

I saw an awesome pic like this on tumblr by #marlinsandthetrout and I decided to kind of remake it :) Original is not mine! #doesbeforebros #feminism #feminist #feministart #art #drawing #doodles #doodle #deer #deerart #deerdrawing #pastel #cute

THIS IS SO CUTE! :D I love the crown you added!

tbh steven universe would be a way better show without steven

someone please tell me there’s an xkit extension by now for blocking sponsored posts

My design is available on t-shirts, tank-tops and mugs at society6 ! :)

My design is available on t-shirts, tank-tops and mugs at society6 ! :)

I got two tattoos today! Fresh and swollen. My ‘home’ tattoo I got on my 17th birthday. I’ve lived in many places and gone to four different schools now and I’ve never found a place that feels like “home” to me (except maybe New York City). I’ve never had that safe, happy and secure feeling of a place I felt I belonged, a place that fed my spirit, or even a place I really enjoyed being in. I got it when I had just dropped out of school and I was going through so many changes in my life of moving out and going to college. It’s a little remindr that no matter how alone, unhappy and angry I get, my feet are always taking me closer to a place I’ll call “home” one day. 

The goldfish that I got today is slightly related. There is a quote I lovem and I don’t know where I heard it: “You are a goldfish. You will only grow as big as your space allows. Don’t limit yourself to a fishbowl when you need an ocean.” This to me means finding a space you thrive in and not putting yourself in little boxes or limiting yourself. Find a place whereyuo thrive. Find an environment that makes you happy and that nurtures you. And the fish is my design: I drew it swimming towards “home”. 

The last one is a katydid, a small bug. My (real) name is Catie, and since I was a baby my mom has always called me “Catie Did” or just “Did”, after the katydid, so it’s a tribute to my mom.  

my does before bros design has been touched up and  is now available as a sticker on redbubble for $2.40!! (but if you buy a total of six stickers from anyone they all get half-priced).  

my does before bros design has been touched up and  is now available as a sticker on redbubble for $2.40!! (but if you buy a total of six stickers from anyone they all get half-priced).  

you know the funniest thing about people calling me a smurf is they clearly don’t know what smurfs look like: their SKIN is blue, not their hair. don’t you know ANYTHING

artemisizumi:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Oh God why am I posting this. Ok so this is basically the intro to a thing I want to make. But it’s also good as its own thing, I guess. It took to long. An dit’s kinda dumb. Whatever.

Hey look at this thing I drew a long time ago

This is great

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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poppypicklesticks:

uzuisafuckingpansage:

whos ready for people to start losing their shit over Halloween costumes again?

Its like

Women get more choices for halloween costumes because mens costumes are almost always unisex = one size fits all and they still piss and moan all the fucking time

I’ve wanted to go as a slutty cat for halloween ever since I can remember 

But you have to look at marketing and the role it plays. The costumes that are targeted to women are, more than half the time ”sexy/slutty”.  And men’s costumes are way too big for many womens’ body types because women are typically shorter/smaller, so no, they’re not “unisex”.  

Look at what’s targeted to men: superheros, firemen, police officers, etc. What do women get? “sexy fireman”, “sexy cop”, or a “female superhero” costume where they’ve basically just exposed more leg, ass and boob. I haven’t fit in a child’s costume since I was 12 and suddenly I couldn’t find anything in the big Halloween stores that wasn’t degrading, so as soon as a girl gets out of child sizes she suddenly has to show off her boobs and ass to everyone. Why the fuck does a girl have to be a sexy cop? Why can’t she just be a cop?  Marketing is a huge issue here even if women could fit into the men’s costumes, too. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PICK A MENS’ COSTUME TO FIND SOMETHING COMFORTABLE? This is a legitimate thing to complain about when these costumes almost consistently put women in the place of objects while men are presented with images of male power… just like everything else in our culture. 

i’m getting a tattoo tomorrow!

thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

i hugged my best friend and said i love you to her last  night when she left my house and my dad kept laughing and saying “guys don’t do that” and when i asked why he said “it’s not considered… masculine, people would think they’re gay”
oh how fucking LIMITING masculinity s