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Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

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i-am-dallas:

marlinsandthetrout:

i-am-dallas:

madworldnews:

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

After being repeatedly sex from his wife, a man decided to start keeping track of all the times she denied his advances. He compiled all the…

If this was the other way around people would be talking about how unfair it is.
Have some fucking respect you dont know about what’s gone on in their relationship in the past to influence this for all you know this guy could be extremely self conscious and his wife has cheated on him before or something, so being denied sexual advances so frequently with no given reasons or somebody just not having enough interest in you to want to satisfy you fucking hurts your self esteem. For all his wife knew if she didnt turn him back all the time he could of been eating her pussy for so so so very long before he even dared please himself. As far as we all know, he could of wanted to please her just as much as he wanted to be. Maybe, just fucking maybe, he wanted to have her shaking and make her cum a few times before he finished.
Stop the pathetic man hating shit, grow the fuck up. They have feelings too. They are sensitive like girls. But they, just like girls are pushed to be a certain way, so are boys. they are pushed to be strong, not weak, being emotional and showing feelings is seen as pathetic and weak a lot in men. Its hard to get a guy at show how deeply something is impacting them because they can’t be seen as week, the social standard is to be strong.

They are married, of course if he’s not getting an explanation and its just not happening its going to upset him and hurt I could easily say as a female I would have my feelings pretty hurt too if this was what i had to deal with.
Because the fucking reality of it is, a lack of interest in sex means there is something wrong, or not quite right. There is a problem somewhere, lack of communication.
As bitchy females have a habit of doing, she could have a problem with him or actually be insecure about herself, but because shes being a sooky self centred bitch she wont communicate.

Communication and intimacy is so fucking important in a relationship.

Intimacy connects you with a person and helps to reassure
especially when you’re married. that is a bond, you don’t just go out and get married just because, you marry somebody because you want to spend your life with them.

Maybe he wanted to make her feel good? Yeah. maybe, but I doubt anyone self-obsessed, inconsiderate and narcissistic enough to type this up instead of TALKING OUT THE ISSUE doesn’t give a shit about how his wife’s actually feeling (especially since some of the “excuses” said that she felt sick, but OHNOES SHE’S HOLDING OUT SEX ON ME!). You have to REALLY have a screwloose to pull shit like this instead of sitting down and talking to your wife.  There’s a lack of communication no shit, because At any one of those times the guy could have brought it up and started a conversation about it. Instead, he’s making it all about sex and POOR, POOR ME, WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY PENIS NOW? (Three times a month isn’t bad, anyway, if they’re both adults who have actual LIVES, and might not want to be fucking every single day in-between the other shit they have to do). 

A lack of interest in sex doesn’t necessarily mean something’s wrong, either. It means there’s a lack of interest in sex. Big fucking deal.

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

i-am-dallas:

marlinsandthetrout:

i-am-dallas:

madworldnews:

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

After being repeatedly sex from his wife, a man decided to start keeping track of all the times she denied his advances. He compiled all the information in a spreadsheet over the course of a month, then he emailed the data he had accumulated to her work email.

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

The wife explains:

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is…

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If I was turned down 89% of the time by my wife in the past, it would shatter my confidence in myself and my relationship. I wouldn’t have let it accumulate like that. Instead, I would have approached her to deal with it properly. If the situation didn’t change, I’d leave her and immediately pick up the rebound sex from someone else before she had time to start looking for a new place to live.

But even if this was all a mistake, when they finally do have sex, he’s not going to enjoy it. She will have ruined it for him in the future, and I see no problems with telling her about it and moving on to someone else who can offer sex without condescension, pity, or feelings of exasperation. Who wants to have sex with someone who’s got an attitude like “Siiiighh!!!!! Let’s get it over with!” I’d rather fuck myself, thank you.

But I’m sure feminists will call this man a scum and scream obscenities at him followed by “she doesn’t owe you anything, you misogynist!”

Oh my God, the male ego is such a pathetic and fragile thing. “It would shatter my confidence”, HAH.  ”He’s ngoing to enjoy sex in the future” - OH, that poor, poor baby. That is just tragic. How awful of her. How SCUMMY of her to deny this man the pleasure of sex. Don’t you feel so bad for him????

It’s her husband, you dimwitted cunt. He is a person she is supposed to be committed to, emotionally, physically, financially, spiritually, sexually, etc. Yes, I do feel bad for him. She is a cunt for treating her husband that way, and you are a cunt for mocking his pain.

You are feminist trash. You’re not even worth recycling. You are filth that needs to be buried.

Her HUSBAND! Oh my God, everybody, look! Isn’t this terrible? Look at this poor, poor man whose wife decided that she would deny him his DIVINE RIGHT of putting his penis inside of her body.  Lok how ABUSED he’s been. Look how much PAIN he must be in to not get to put his PENIS inside of a VAGINA. He will NEVER be the same. 

Men are so pathetic :((( feel bad for them :(((

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

i-am-dallas:

madworldnews:

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

After being repeatedly sex from his wife, a man decided to start keeping track of all the times she denied his advances. He compiled all the information in a spreadsheet over the course of a month, then he emailed the data he had accumulated to her work email.

Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

The wife explains:

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is…

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If I was turned down 89% of the time by my wife in the past, it would shatter my confidence in myself and my relationship. I wouldn’t have let it accumulate like that. Instead, I would have approached her to deal with it properly. If the situation didn’t change, I’d leave her and immediately pick up the rebound sex from someone else before she had time to start looking for a new place to live.

But even if this was all a mistake, when they finally do have sex, he’s not going to enjoy it. She will have ruined it for him in the future, and I see no problems with telling her about it and moving on to someone else who can offer sex without condescension, pity, or feelings of exasperation. Who wants to have sex with someone who’s got an attitude like “Siiiighh!!!!! Let’s get it over with!” I’d rather fuck myself, thank you.

But I’m sure feminists will call this man a scum and scream obscenities at him followed by “she doesn’t owe you anything, you misogynist!”

Oh my God, the male ego is such a pathetic and fragile thing. “It would shatter my confidence”, HAH.  ”He’s ngoing to enjoy sex in the future” - OH, that poor, poor baby. That is just tragic. How awful of her. How SCUMMY of her to deny this man the pleasure of sex. Don’t you feel so bad for him????

Since I’m writing a new fic for the BB, I figured I’d make you guys all go read my other fic. 
Mark still doesn’t understand Eduardo in a lot of ways. But maybe it’s better that way. Maybe he’ll never be able to understand, maybe no matter how much time he had with him, he’d never be able to understand. Eduardo’s not even on his level. He never was. Eduardo’s a different breed of human. A breed of human born to die for the benefit of another. A breed of human that can give everything for nothing. Mark has everything he could possibly want, everything except him. But maybe he was lucky to have had time with him at all.
Never Let Eduardo Go (Th Social Network/Never Let Me Go crossover) 

Since I’m writing a new fic for the BB, I figured I’d make you guys all go read my other fic. 

Mark still doesn’t understand Eduardo in a lot of ways. But maybe it’s better that way. Maybe he’ll never be able to understand, maybe no matter how much time he had with him, he’d never be able to understand. Eduardo’s not even on his level. He never was. Eduardo’s a different breed of human. A breed of human born to die for the benefit of another. A breed of human that can give everything for nothing. Mark has everything he could possibly want, everything except him. But maybe he was lucky to have had time with him at all.

Never Let Eduardo Go (Th Social Network/Never Let Me Go crossover) 

I’VE HAD SUCH A STRESSFUL WEEL AND IT’S BEEN SO HOT AND STICKY AND HUMID AND I’VE BEEN SO SAD AND TIRED 
AND ALL I’VE WANTED ALL SUMMER IS FOR IT TO RAIN
AND IT’S RAINING and i’m SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reblogged from punkrockbuckybarnes, Posted by elides.

Screenshot of a part of the original thefacebook.com masthead.

Screenshot of a part of the original thefacebook.com masthead.

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*awkwardly googles how to deepthroat*
*yells: IT’S FOR FANFICTION!* 

Reblogged from ponett, Posted by frederator-studios.
frederator-studios:

Here’s another colored background for Bee and PuppyCat. It’s Deckard’s kitchen — complete with dragon cookie jar — courtesy of designer Hans, painter Lane, and art director Efrain.

frederator-studios:

Here’s another colored background for Bee and PuppyCat. It’s Deckard’s kitchen — complete with dragon cookie jar — courtesy of designer Hans, painter Lane, and art director Efrain.

Who the actual fuck is Nash Grier?

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nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

What

yeah

When I was in 8th and 11th grade, I had teachers that would send me to the principal’s office for not saying the pledge. Not only is that against my religion, but it’s an infringement of my freedom of speech which schools aren’t allowed to do… and also OH I’M SO SORRY I PERSONALLY OFFENDED YOU BY NOT STANDING UP AND PUTTING MY HAND OVER MY HEART and saying that america has “liberty and justice for all” (spoiler alert: we don’t)

bloggingbreak:

"The archetype of the witch is long overdue for celebration. Daughters, mothers, queens, virgins, wives, et al. derive meaning from their relation to another person. Witches, on the other hand, have power on their own terms. They have agency. They create. They praise. They commune with nature/ Spirit/God/dess/Choose-your-own-semantics, freely, and free of any mediator. But most importantly: they make things happen. The best definition of magic I’ve been able to come up with is “symbolic action with intent" — “action" being the operative word. Witches are midwives to metamorphosis. They are magical women, and they, quite literally, change the world."

-"The Year of the Witch" by Pamela J. Grossman

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My beta for my TSN fic pretty much fell off the face of the earth…

So i’m REALLY looking for someone who can help me write and lan and organize. For those of you who don’t know, here’s the synopsis: 

Move Fast, Break Me
Mark/Eduardo
AU where Eduardo and Mark never met in college, Eduardo isn’t a part of Facebook yet: Facebook is growing faster than anyone ever could have hoped. It’s worldwide now, with billions of users, a far cry from its humble beginnings on the tiny Harvard campus and a shitty house in Palo Alto. Mark should be happy, but things were almost easier then, in a way. His employees are able to fix problems before they arise and implement new ideas he never could have even thought of.

What do you do when somehing you’ve nurtured, created and raised from the ground suddenly doesn’t need you in the picture at all?

He wants to feel useful for something. He wants to feel needed for something. It’s time to look somewhere else.

Content warnings: heavy sexual content, alcohol use, drug use (pot), and the following kinks: BDSM, bondage, collars/leashes, pet play, S&M (duh), Dom/sub (also duh), impact play, whipping/flogging, spanking, domestic discipline, punishments, gags, rimming, writing on the body, orgasm denial/control, humiliation, mirrors, begging, phonesex

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So, it’s going to be kinky as shit, and it’s also going to be quite sad and angsty. I REALLY NEED HELP! If any of you are up for it, message me here, or skype me at queridoor, or AIM me at alostcorner!

Reblogged from stonershy, Posted by mywhisperedcolors.

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

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I need an iphone case that’s actually got GOOD protection, but that’s not eighty dollars. Reccomendations?